		The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ T H E U N O F F I C I A L C H I C K E N R A N C H F A Q Version 2.01 Copyright 1994, 1995, 1996 Blake Wilfong [email protected] This FAQ reflects only the author's opinions; see sections 1.3 and 1.5. CONTENTS 1. ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ 2. LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA 3. TRANSPORTATION, HOURS, AND LOCAL CASINOS 4. CUSTOMER PROCEDURES 5. FACILITIES, MERCHANDISE, AND FREEBIES 6. MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION A. GLOSSARY B. VERSION HISTORY 1. ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ 1.1 What is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ? The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ is a list of Frequently Asked Questions, with answers, about the Chicken Ranch brothel near Las Vegas, Nevada. Its primary purpose is to make information about the Chicken Ranch more widely available to men who might wish to go there, but it is also very informative for anyone who is curious about one of the few legal brothels in the United States. I am still working on this FAQ; there's a LOT to say about the Chicken Ranch! I plan to expand and repost the FAQ periodically. 1.2 Is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ free? Yes, it is free, but NOT public domain. There are restrictions on how you may use and/or copy this work; see below. If in doubt, contact me. If you enjoy the FAQ, send me some fan mail! 1.3 What is your affiliation with the Chicken Ranch? I have no affiliation with the Chicken Ranch, other than being a longtime customer. The Chicken Ranch has neither endorsed nor condemned this document. 1.4 May I distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ? You may distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ in ELECTRONIC FORM ONLY, provided that NO FEE IS CHARGED. No portion of this document should appear in printed form without written permission from me, Blake Wilfong. You are encouraged to copy it for your friends or distribute it via BBSs or the Internet. 1.5 Where can I get the latest version of the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ? * Via anonymous ftp at ftp.phoenix.net in the pub/USERS/blake directory * Via World Wide Web at http://www.phoenix.net/~blake/crfaq.txt * Via email from me at [email protected] I have NO affiliation with the administrators, managers, or owners of the computers or networks on which the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ is distributed. The content of this document does NOT reflect their opinions and they have IN NO WAY endorsed it. 1.6 Can I ask my own questions about the Chicken Ranch? You can email questions to the following Internet address: [email protected] Please use a subject like "Chicken Ranch FAQ". I may or may not know the answer to your question. If not, and it's important to you, you can ask a shift manager at the Chicken Ranch itself. They're happy to answer questions. Call (702) 727-5721 long distance, or 382-7870 from Las Vegas. Thanks to those who have already sent me positive feedback and questions! I've added MANY questions I received on the Internet to the FAQ. 1.7 How accurate is the information in The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ? My information was obtained informally through conversations with shift managers, limousine drivers, the ladies, and other customers, combined with my own experiences from eight years as a customer. All of the statements in this document are true to the best of my knowledge, but I cannot guarantee that your results will be identical to mine. 2. LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA 2.1 Is prostitution legal in Las Vegas? Prostitution is ILLEGAL in Las Vegas. The laws of the state of Nevada forbid prostitution in counties with populations exceeding 250,000. Las Vegas' population far exceeds this number; hence, prostitution is illegal in Clark county and Las Vegas itself. In Las Vegas, you are COMMITTING A CRIME if you pay for (or sell) sex, and it is quite likely that you will be jailed, mugged, swindled, or exposed to Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs). 2.2 The Chicken Ranch serves the Las Vegas area, so isn't it illegal? Though the Chicken Ranch is near Las Vegas, it actually resides in neighboring Nye county. Nye county laws permit a handful of legal, licensed brothels to operate under strict government regulations. The Chicken Ranch is one of these, so it is completely legal. By the way, prostitution is illegal everywhere in the United States except in certain counties within the state of Nevada. 2.3 What regulations are imposed on the legal brothels? There are limitations on the brothels' location, advertising, employment of minors, etc. Of most interest to potential customers are the regulations concerning STD prevention. The use of condoms--even for oral sex--is mandatory. (The Chicken Ranch began requiring them in 1986, two years before the laws took effect.) Furthermore, the ladies are tested weekly for various STDs, including HIV. 2.4 Does the Chicken Ranch use any further safeguards against STDs? The ladies at the Chicken Ranch inspect each customer before partying. They are trained to recognize the symptoms of common STDs. They also wash the customers' genitals using Betadine, an antibacterial surgical scrub. As a further precaution, the Chicken Ranch requires that ladies returning from their vacation breaks remain at the brothel while their lab work is completed--a day or two, during which the ladies are not allowed to see customers. Other Las Vegas area brothels have no such requirement. 2.5 Personal question: Have YOU ever contracted an STD? After approximately 100 parties with 33 ladies at the Chicken Ranch over a period of eight years, I have never contracted an STD. My opinion is that, between the condoms, testing, inspections, and Betadine, it is virtually impossible to contract an STD at the Chicken Ranch. 3. TRANSPORTATION, HOURS, AND LOCAL CASINOS 3.1 How far is the Chicken Ranch from Las Vegas? About 60 miles by automobile. You'll see serene desert countryside and a gently winding scenic mountain pass. It's very relaxing! 3.2 That's certainly too far to walk! So how do I get there? You have several options. You can take a taxi, call for a complimentary limousine, drive yourself there, or fly your own plane. 3.3 Which is easiest? The taxi is easiest. If you are staying at any of the major Las Vegas hotel/casinos, there will be a cab stand. Otherwise, use the phone book to call for a taxi. In either case, ask to go to the Chicken Ranch. You will make the driver's day, and you will probably be required to pay in advance, as the fare is typically $200 to $300 round trip! Even so, I've seen quite a few taxis parked outside the Chicken Ranch. Your taxi driver may try to persuade you to go to another brothel. This is because some brothels give kickbacks to taxi drivers who bring in customers. Insist on the Chicken Ranch; in my experience, it is BY FAR the most enjoyable brothel in the Las Vegas area. 3.4 $200 to $300!?!? What's the NEXT easiest way to get there? The limousine service is also quite easy and much less expensive. It consists of several limousines with drivers, and a central dispatcher. Call the Chicken Ranch at 382-7870 from Las Vegas for details on using the limousine service. Basically, you'll have to work out a pick-up time and place (usually in front of your hotel) and tell them how to recognize you. The limousine is more comfortable than a cab, though you may wind up sharing it with other customers. The driver works solely for tips, so you are expected to tip him! Remember, he's probably doing as much work as the lady you'll party with, so be generous. When I rode the limousine (a few years ago), I tipped $30-$40, depending mostly on the number of other riders. The drivers, usually older men who used the tips to supplement their retirement incomes, seemed happy with this. One benefit of the limousine is that the drivers (and the other passengers, if any) usually make good conversation on the way out and back. A limitation of the limousine is that the driver and other passengers are waiting for you to finish; extremely long parties can pose problems. Also, you can't go visiting the local casinos. Finally, it can be difficult to agree on a pick-up time that is good for you and works with the limousine service's schedule. 3.5 What about driving myself? This is my favorite method these days. If you flew into Las Vegas, you'll need a rental car, preferably with unlimited mileage. If you're coming from the Strip or Downtown, take Interstate 15 south (toward Los Angeles). You'll soon come to "Pahrump/Blue Diamond" exit 33. Use this exit, which will take you west on Highway 160. You're in the right place if you see a big "76" truck stop to your right after taking the exit. Some 50 miles later, you'll start seeing signs of civilization. Stay sharp and watch for a sign that says "Nye County Line". Soon thereafter, turn left on Gamebird Road. After about 3 miles, you'll come to a 4-way stop. Turn left onto Homestead Road and proceed another 6 miles. You'll see the Chicken Ranch on your left. If you miss Gamebird Road, you'll get a second chance at Homestead Road. You can take it directly to the Chicken Ranch. If you miss Homestead Road as well, you'll find yourself on the main street of the town of Pahrump, with a speed limit of 35. Turn back and try again. Here is a map: Las Vegas / Look for / "Nye County Line" / Pahrump ----+------+-------------~-------------------+ Pahrump/ \| / Highway 160 / Blue Diamond \| / Gamebird / Exit 33 \|/ Rd. 3 miles / \| / Interstate 15 Homestead \| / Rd. 6 miles \| / \| / X Chicken to Los Angeles Ranch One good way to learn how to get to the Chicken Ranch is to ride the limousine once and pay close attention to the route the driver takes! 3.6 How do I fly myself there? The Chicken Ranch has a 3,200 foot FAA-approved runway, marked by lights and white tires. Electrical and telephone lines are underground for greater safety. Call the Chicken Ranch at (702) 727-5721 long distance, or 382-7870 from Las Vegas, for more information. 3.7 When is the Chicken Ranch open and what are the best and worst times to arrive? The Chicken Ranch is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. (Yes, even on Christmas day.) The worst time to arrive is at 5:00pm. That's dinner time for the ladies, and you will be required to wait in the bar until 5:30 or even 6:00. It's also not a good idea to arrive in the middle of the night (e.g., 3:00am) since the ladies do not work shifts. You'll get a tiny lineup of VERY tired ladies... If you want to pay minimum prices and/or receive maximum time with a lady, your best bet is early afternoon, from about noon till 3:00pm, especially on weekdays. The Chicken Ranch is not very busy at these hours, so the ladies don't feel that they're losing money if they give you more time or charge you less. However, some of the ladies are out for their medical examinations on Mondays and others are out on Tuesdays, so your selection may be limited on these days. In fact, your selection may be limited anyway. The ladies are NOT all required to be available until after dinner. Show up at 6:00pm if you want the maximum selection, but you may pay more or receive less time. My favorite approach is to arrive for my first party at about 1:00pm, then return for a second party at 6:30pm. This gives me time to "recharge my batteries", do a little gambling, and eat dinner between parties. 3.8 Gambling? Dinner? Where? The Double Eagle casino opened recently on Homestead Road, between Gamebird Road and the Chicken Ranch. You'll go by it as you're heading for the Chicken Ranch. They don't have table games; you can play slots, video poker, video keno, or bingo there. They have some of the best payouts (9/6) on nickel video poker machines in Nevada. Their cocktail waitresses are very pretty, too! In addition, there is a restaurant and a bar, but I haven't tried them. If you're willing to drive a little farther, I recommend Saddle West. Take Homestead Road all the way back to Highway 160. Turn left (west) and in a minute or two you'll arrive in the town of Pahrump. Be careful; the speed limit changes to 35, and there are often police patrolling the road! You'll soon see Saddle West on the left. They have plenty of slots and video poker machines in addition to blackjack, roulette, and craps table games, plus a keno area. There's a bar and a restaurant; they serve a DELICIOUS dinner buffet starting at 5:00pm. No one on the staff is very attractive here, but they're the nicest, friendliest folks I've ever found running a casino. Saddle West also has inexpensive hotel rooms where you can spend the night. Californians can make a memorable weekend vacation out of driving to the Chicken Ranch this way. It's also a convenient stop for those who are passing through. Call (702) 727-5953 or (800) 522-5953 for reservations. 4. CUSTOMER PROCEDURES 4.1 How do I get into the Chicken Ranch? You will be standing at a white, metal fence with a gate. Press the button to sound a bell inside the Chicken Ranch. Assuming you don't look drunk or dangerous, the shift manager presses a switch inside that makes a buzzing sound and unlocks the gate. Pull it open and proceed to the door, where the shift manager greets you. (On rare occasions, a guard may greet you instead if the shift manager is unavailable.) If you are carrying any bags, briefcases, etc. they will have to be inspected or left with the shift manager. You are not allowed to take weapons or cameras into the Chicken Ranch. 4.2 What happens inside? The shift manager asks you whether you wish to see the ladies. If you're just there to buy souvenirs or want to visit the bar first, tell her now. Otherwise, say yes! (You might mention at this point that Blake Wilfong sent you. I very much value the good will of the Chicken Ranch's management. But if you forget in all the excitement, I certainly understand!) The shift manager instructs you to take a seat on a couch in the parlor. She presses another button that sounds a different bell signaling the ladies to prepare for a lineup. Within a minute or two, they arrive in an adjoining hallway. "Ladies, please introduce yourselves," the shift manager says. The ladies walk out from the hallway into the parlor, one by one. They are usually attired in attractive evening dresses, but may be wearing lingerie or even swimsuits--their dignity is rightfully protected, however; nothing too revealing is permitted. As they enter, they smile at you and say, "Hi, I'm (name)". When they finish lining up in front of you, the shift manager asks you to select a lady. You will probably have at least half a dozen ladies to choose from. (It's a wonderful experience, like being the judge in a beauty contest, or a kid in a candy store!) 4.3 Can I party with two (or more) ladies? Certainly! But I have never done this because it costs at least twice as much as a "normal" party. If you think you might like to try it, ask the shift manager for the correct procedure BEFORE the lineup. 4.4 I'm terrible with names! What do I do? Don't feel bad; most customers can't remember all the ladies' names. It's fine to say, "The second from the right," or "The lady in the blue dress." But here is a way you can easily name the lady you want: As the first lady comes out and introduces herself, memorize her name. Now, as the second lady introduces herself, decide whether you'd rather party with her or the first lady. If you want to party with the second lady, forget about the first lady and memorize the second lady's name. Continue this process as the lineup forms. This way, you only have to remember one name, the name of the most attractive lady you have seen so far. Don't feel bashful! Once the lineup is complete, go ahead and say who you like! It is frustrating, uncomfortable, and awkward for the ladies to remain on display for customers who are scared to make a selection, but I have seen this happen time and again. Really, you have nothing to fear! And you can't go wrong; most likely, ALL the ladies in the lineup are wonderful. 4.5 Do the ladies use their real names? Here are the names of the ladies I have partied with at the Chicken Ranch: Andrea Annette Brandy* Brenda Bridget Cherie Christy Corrine Delilah Denise Emerald Heather Joey Judy Julie Karleen Karen Katlin Kiana Kuhlina Lily Lynn Michelle Misty Nikki Paula Sabrina Sam Shanna Tiffany Traci * Three of the ladies I've partied with called themselves "Brandy"! Obviously, many of the ladies use "stage names", but some do use their actual first names. One thing is certain: the ladies do not reveal their true full names to customers. 4.6 Could you recommend the best ladies? No. Due to ordinary turnover, most of the ladies with whom I have partied no longer work at the Chicken Ranch. Again, the consistently high quality of the ladies at the Chicken Ranch ensures that you will almost certainly be pleased with ANY of them. 4.7 What if I don't find any of the ladies attractive? This is highly unlikely. Some of the Chicken Ranch's ladies are so beautiful that it's hard to understand what they're doing in a brothel; they should be models! (Actually, some of the ladies I've partied with HAVE done modeling.) But if you REALLY want to back out now, at least do so gracefully. Turn to the shift manager and say something like, "The ladies are all lovely, but I don't see what I'm looking for. Thank you for your time." They'll remember you as a true gentleman! 4.8 What happens after I choose a lady? The lady will take you to her room. It's small but comfortable, with one chair, a dresser, a bed, a table, a window, and a closet. Many of the ladies have televisions and VCRs, along with portable stereos. Sometimes there is a bookcase with books and magazines. There may be tasteful paintings or prints hanging on the walls, or a wall or the ceiling may be mirrored. The walls (if not mirrored) are wood paneled, and the rooms are well lit and very clean. Most of the rooms have very nice adjoining bathrooms, which are shared with one other room. These living conditions are far superior to the dark, cramped cells at some of the other area brothels. The lady will sit next to you on her bed and ask what you would like to do. She may show you a menu, complete with staggering prices. Again, there's no need to be bashful; talking about sex is part of this lady's job! Tell her exactly and explicitly what you want to do and you'll receive a party more to your liking. At this point, the lady will state a price or ask how much you have in mind spending. 4.9 How much will my party cost? This depends on many factors: the individual lady, the services you want her to provide, your bargaining abilities, your appearance and demeanor, etc. The ladies are "independent contractors". This means that, to a limit, each sets her own prices. Some ladies charge more than others, though competition tends to keep their prices in line. The "house minimum" at the Chicken Ranch is $100. For that, you receive oral or hand sex only, and your party will last no more than half an hour. A "straight lay" or "half-and-half", including more time and some real foreplay, usually runs $200 to $400. Many more options exist for those who can afford them. Some customers have paid thousands of dollars for extravagant parties involving extended stays, acting out fantasies, etc. Prices are generally negotiable even if they're written on a menu. Often, you can get a reduced rate simply by asking nicely or saying you can't spend as much as the lady is requesting. The lady may also suggest modifications to your party to reduce the price. Be flexible and try to reach a compromise that both of you find acceptable. If the lady persists in demanding more than you think is reasonable, stand up and say you'd like to try someone else. There's a good chance that the lady you've chosen will come around at this point and hastily lower her price rather than lose the sale altogether. If not, let her escort you back out to the parlor. Ask the shift manager for a lineup of ladies who would be more willing to give you a party in your price range. No matter what happens, don't get angry; you and the lady have simply "agreed to disagree". Always bear in mind that the ladies are people. They dislike (and will probably demand more money from) customers who are mean, drunk, smelly, or shabbily dressed. Furthermore, if you go out of your way to be nice to the lady during the party, she'll probably spend more time with you, possibly even cuddling and talking with you after the sex is over. If you are a return customer, it is usually easier to work out a good price and receive a better party from the lady. The ladies prefer repeat business: it's less stressful, there are fewer surprises, and they know you really like them. You may also receive the same benefits from ladies with whom you have never partied before if you have already established a good reputation at the Chicken Ranch. 4.10 How long does a party last? Can I buy time, say 2 hours, instead? I can generally purchase a straight lay for $200 (but I am reasonably good- looking, friendly, and an excellent haggler). My parties at this price have lasted from 30 minutes to 3 hours (the latter is VERY unusual), depending on how well the lady and I "clicked". 45 minutes to an hour is about average. Sometimes, the ladies take the presence of an erection as an indication that you're ready to have sex. If you feel you're being rushed through the foreplay too quickly, say so. If you ask nicely, most of the ladies will give you more time (within reasonable limits, of course). In fact, the Chicken Ranch's management has been known to instruct the ladies to spend more time with their customers. Contrast this generous policy with that of some other Las Vegas area brothels where they actually have timers outside each room to make sure parties don't take too long! Many of the ladies say they sell by the act, not by time. But some of them can be persuaded to sell you time, especially if they already know you're easy to get along with (by reputation or from previous parties). Though you may be able to find a lady willing to sell long parties for as little as $100 an hour, most of the ladies will want more, perhaps $200 an hour. 4.11 What forms of payment does the Chicken Ranch accept? Cash and travelers' cheques. They also have an ATM machine so you can use a credit card--but you'll have to pay a cash advance fee and your credit card's interest rate. 4.12 Enough about the money! Are we ready to have sex now? The lady will ask you to drop your pants, but don't get excited--she wants to inspect you. She will check for sores, venereal warts, chancres, puss discharges, pubic lice, etc. You will be sent on your way if you don't pass inspection. Next, you pay the lady. She will take the money and leave the room. She hands over the money to the shift manager and tells her what kind of party you will be having. Meanwhile, you can go ahead and get undressed. Do NOT wait under the bed covers! In most cases, the lady will want to party with you on towels or a bedspread ON TOP of the bed covers. When the lady returns, she'll wash your genitals, take her clothes off, and start the fun! 4.13 Are there any rules I should be aware of? No kissing on the mouth; it spreads germs. No sticking fingers inside the lady's orifices. Condoms are absolutely required for both oral and vaginal sex. No anal sex is allowed. 4.14 Do I have to worry about my belongings being stolen during the party? The Chicken Ranch is not a "clip joint". On numerous occasions, I have left my wallet, money belt, etc. unattended in a lady's room while I went to take a shower, visit a jacuzzi, party in a VIP room, or go swimming in the pool with the lady. Nothing was stolen. Here's why: The Chicken Ranch frequently conducts random searches of the ladies' rooms. If money is found, the lady is immediately expelled because an excess of cash means the lady is either stealing or is concealing some of her earnings from the Chicken Ranch. (The lady is also fired if drugs are found, by the way.) The room searches are reputed to be EXTREMELY thorough; ergo, the ladies know it's foolish to steal from customers. 4.15 Will we have total privacy during our party? Usually, but not always. There are no locks on many of the doors; another lady may blunder in, especially from a shared bathroom. (She may even be undressed!) Usually, she will excuse herself and leave immediately. Other ladies may see you in a towel or robe if you leave your lady's room to take a shower, visit a jacuzzi, etc. during a party. Don't feel embarrassed; it's just part of the experience! If you visit the swimming pool with a lady, you may get to see other ladies sunbathing nude on the deck! As you might have guessed, they're not very modest... 4.16 What happens when we're done? The lady will remove your condom and wash your genitals again. Then you'll both get dressed and she'll escort you back to the parlor. She will say goodbye, then go to fetch the shift manager, who will let you out the door and buzz you back out of the front gate. 4.17 Am I expected to tip the lady? Some of the ladies have signs in their rooms saying that tipping is appreciated. A few may even go so far as to ask you for a tip. In general, the ladies do not appear to take offense if you do not tip, however. Here is my own policy: tip only when the service is exceptional (e.g., an unusually long party, or particularly creative foreplay). If I do tip, I make it at least 10% of the cost of the party. 4.18 Can I get a refund if I'm dissatisfied? The Chicken Ranch would usually only give a refund if the lady refused or was somehow unable to perform the agreed-on act. But if you have ANY cause to be dissatisfied, tell the shift manager. If the complaint is serious, she may summon her supervisor, who will probably thank you for bringing the problem to his attention and take steps to prevent a recurrence. Out of 33 ladies with whom I have partied, only one has ever given me cause to complain. (The lady in question performed the acts requested, but was openly disdainful of me. Other customers who rode on the limousine with me reported having similar experiences with her.) The other 32 ladies were all delightful! Also, you won't receive a refund if YOU are unable to perform. The ladies are very understanding and will usually try a second time (in the same session) for free. You will not get a third try without paying more money. So don't drink beforehand or do anything else (ahem) that might interfere with your performance at the Chicken Ranch. 5. FACILITIES, MERCHANDISE, AND FREEBIES 5.1 What facilities are available for use during parties? There are two spacious indoor jacuzzis. If both jacuzzis are vacant, you may have a choice of water temperatures; be sure to ask. Adjacent to the jacuzzi entrances is a large shower, where you are expected to wash off before going in. (Your lady may enter the shower with you; that can be fun in itself!) A small outdoor swimming pool surrounded with a wooden deck is also available. Swimsuits are optional. Be careful, though: if your skin is light, you can be sunburned in minutes out in the Nevada desert! No, don't ask: sex is NOT allowed in the jacuzzis or swimming pool! One room, called the VIP room, is more attractively decorated than the standard ladies' rooms. It also contains a waterbed, mirrored ceiling, and a "sex chair" that allows unusual sexual positions. Use of any of these facilities is expensive. For example, most of the ladies are unwilling to include a trip to the jacuzzi in any party costing less than $400. The VIP room is only available to customers spending unusually high hourly amounts. 5.2 You've mentioned "the bar" a couple of times...what bar? The Leghorn Bar and Lounge is adjacent to the Chicken Ranch. It includes a well-stocked bar, a pool table, and a jukebox. You can buy drinks with cash or purchase drink tokens. The drink tokens are reminiscent of the shiny metal dollar slot machine tokens that Las Vegas casinos use, and they make nice souvenirs. Sometimes customers wind up waiting here briefly while the ladies finish eating dinner, or while a friend (or a lady they wish to party with) finishes partying. If you don't drink, the shift manager or guard running the bar will be happy to give you a free soft drink while you wait. You may also request a free soft drink from your lady at the time you pay her, or from the lady or shift manager just before you leave. This can be especially refreshing if you tend to be thirsty after sex! 5.3 What other freebies can I get if I'm partying with a lady? Some of the ladies have attractive 2" by 3.5" souvenir cards with their names, which they will give you for free. You may also request a free menu from the lady or shift manager. The usual $5 price is usually waived for customers. If you bring an autograph book, you can have your lady sign it after your party. (That's how I remembered all the names of the ladies I've partied with!) Or you may ask her to autograph her card or the menu. 5.4 What freebies can I get if I'm NOT partying with a lady? All visitors may pick up a copy of the current Chicken Ranch Newsletter, IF one is available. The four-page, glossy newsletter describes the merchandise, facilities, limousine service, and background/history of the Chicken Ranch. It is published only once every couple of years. Also try requesting a free tour. If the Chicken Ranch is not too busy, someone may be willing to take a few minutes to show you the facilities and artifacts from the original Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas. The shift manager will probably be more amenable to giving you a tour if you are at least buying some souvenirs. 5.5 What is the menu? The menu is a tiny 5.5" by 5.5" booklet describing the history of the Chicken Ranch and some of the sexual services available there. There are no prices listed. (Exception: in order to dissuade customers from haggling, some of the ladies write prices in the menus they show to customers.) The menu's price is $5. 5.6 What other merchandise is available? Several other souvenirs are on display in the parlor. These include various types of shirts, caps, drinking glasses, water bottles, ashtrays, mugs, etc., all with the Chicken Ranch logo (a broken egg shell with shapely legs provocatively extended from within). As mentioned earlier, you can also buy drink tokens for the Leghorn Bar. Each drink token is good for one regular alcoholic beverage, but they also make excellent souvenirs. 5.7 Can I buy this merchandise through the mail? Yes. Call CRI Marketing at (800) 621-4167 to place an order. 6. MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION 6.1 How is the money divided? The ladies split the money with the Chicken Ranch 50/50. This includes any tips they receive. Each lady also pays the Chicken Ranch a nominal daily room and board charge of $31. This charge is another example of the Chicken Ranch's fair business practices; some other Las Vegas area brothels charge far more for the room AND make their ladies pay outlandish prices for EACH separate food item they eat (e.g., $5 for an apple). 6.2 How much do the ladies earn? It varies enormously. One of the ladies estimated the range to be $30,000 to $200,000 a year, while another moderately successful lady told me that her annual income was $60,000. These figures represent what is left after the Chicken Ranch takes its share. 6.3 How do the ladies spend their money? Most of the ladies do not intend to sell sexual services indefinitely. Some go to work at the Chicken Ranch to get past a rough spot such as a divorce or the loss of a job. Many use the money to launch their careers; here are actual reports from some of the ladies: Saving for college (very common) Building a 32-track recording studio Beginning a psychological counseling service Starting up a stock brokerage Recording an album of rock music Breeding emus and ostriches One lady reportedly retired on her shrewd stock market investments after only a couple of years at the Chicken Ranch. 6.4 Are the ladies free to come and go? Other than brief shopping excursions and medical examinations, the ladies are required to remain at the Chicken Ranch for a set period of time determined in advance. Usually, they work for three weeks, then take a one week break, but this can vary; the Chicken Ranch is flexible and will work out a schedule suitable to the lady. In particular, the ladies do NOT go out with customers. 6.5 What happens to the ladies' rooms while they're on break? Other ladies use the rooms. Ladies may either take their personal belongings with them or place them in a storage locker for the duration of their breaks. 6.6 How do the ladies spend their spare time at the Chicken Ranch? Movies are very popular at the Chicken Ranch; the ladies often purchase videotapes during their breaks and bring them to the Chicken Ranch to swap with other ladies. They also swim and exercise to stay in shape. Reading, scenic photography, and studying for school are common pastimes, too. Every week, a man named Gil makes his rounds of the brothels, selling clothes and trinkets to the ladies from his portable store, a converted bus. The ladies eagerly file into the bus to browse through Gil's wares. The management periodically arranges lectures or one-on-one training for the ladies. Beauty specialists have taught the ladies how to make themselves even more attractive, and financial advisors have counseled the ladies on investing their earnings wisely. The ladies may make or receive personal telephone calls in a pay phone booth located in a corner of the kitchen area, near the back of the Chicken Ranch. The ladies themselves share responsibility for answering this telephone. Callers may be friends, family, or business associates of the ladies--people unaware that they are calling a brothel. Hence, care is taken not to reveal to callers that the telephone is located at the Chicken Ranch! The ladies also give this telephone number to a few of their favorite repeat customers with whom they enjoy talking. Ladies may also spend time with favored customers in the Leghorn Bar, adjacent to the Chicken Ranch. Again, they will usually only do this with regular customers whose company they enjoy, and only on slow days. And, of course, the ladies spend a lot of time swapping stories about you, their customers! This is another reason to always be on your best behavior. If you treat just one lady badly, the others will ALL soon know about it. Similarly, if you are always a gentleman, you'll quickly discover that even ladies with whom you have never partied are eager to please you. 6.7 Do the ladies ever have orgasms while partying, either real or faked? In my opinion, the ladies seldom or never have orgasms while having sex with their customers. Most of the ladies DO pretend to enjoy the sex; they may squirm, moan, pant, stroke your body, or even say things like, "Ooooh, that feels gooood!" They do not usually try to build up to the kind of brief, powerful crescendo that would imply an orgasm, however. If you WANT the lady to fake an orgasm, feel free to ask her to do so. 6.8 Isn't it a turn-off to know the lady is just acting? I once asked one lady how she could give such wonderful parties. She replied, "I REALLY LIKE doing this." She wasn't saying that she loved the sex itself; she meant that she enjoyed pleasing others. Like all good entertainers, the ladies at the Chicken Ranch like making people happy. Being intimate with someone whose desire is to please you is thrilling, not a turn-off. 6.9 What is the history of the Chicken Ranch? The original Chicken Ranch, an illegal brothel in La Grange, Texas, operated successfully from 1844 to 1973. (During the Great Depression, they actually accepted chickens as payment, hence the name Chicken Ranch.) In 1973, the brothel closed, due largely to public outrage instigated by Marvin Zindler, a television reporter in the nearby city of Houston. In 1978, the original Chicken Ranch was immortalized in the hit Broadway musical "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", which focused on the events that brought about the Texas brothel's closing. This was followed in 1982 by a movie featuring Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds. Meanwhile, in 1976, Walter Plankinton opened a new, legal Chicken Ranch on a 41-acre site in Pahrump, Nevada with an investment of $60,000. In 1982, a San Francisco financier purchased the Chicken Ranch from Walter for $1 million. He hired a manager, and they quickly established a reputation for impeccable business practices and fair treatment of the ladies. The current management calls the Chicken Ranch "The Best Little Whorehouse in the West". The Chicken Ranch contains several artifacts (e.g., lamps and paintings) that originally adorned its namesake in Texas. 6.10 Is the Chicken Ranch equipped for the disabled? Yes. There are wheelchair ramps, an accessible restroom, and widened hallways and doors to accommodate these customers. 6.11 Have any famous people visited the Chicken Ranch? According to the limousine drivers, many famous people have partied at the Chicken Ranch and some have even married the ladies they met there! But the Chicken Ranch protects the confidentiality of its customers and ladies, so I have no idea who they were. However, Dr. Ruth Westheimer visited the Chicken Ranch in 1986 and featured the brothel on her show. Also, President Lyndon B. Johnson once visited the the original Chicken Ranch in honor of its place in Texas history. No, he didn't party with a lady! 6.12 Are all of the ladies locals? Many of the ladies are residents of Las Vegas or nearby California, but others live in states around the country. These often use the limousine service for transportation to and from McCarren International Airport in Las Vegas. They usually hear about the Chicken Ranch by word of mouth. 6.13 Can I apply to work at the Chicken Ranch? If you're an attractive, young, and sociable woman, you stand a good chance of being hired. No experience with prostitution is necessary. Call the Chicken Ranch at (702) 727-5721 long distance or 382-7870 from Las Vegas, and tell the shift manager that you wish to work at the Chicken Ranch. She may have her supervisor talk to you. If he is interested, he will schedule an interview at the Chicken Ranch. You may be able to arrange to have the Chicken Ranch limousine service take you there from Las Vegas. Good luck! 6.14 Hey, this looks like the end!!! I want more! There's more I'd like to say, but I'm eager to get this FAQ posted. I'll add more to it and repost as time permits. You can help me improve this FAQ by emailing me your questions! (See section 1.) A. GLOSSARY FAQ - A list of Frequently Asked Questions, with answers. Half-and-half - Fellatio followed by vaginal sexual intercourse. Lady - A woman who sells her services at the Chicken Ranch. Calling her a "girl", "whore", or "prostitute" would be like calling Itzhak Perlman a fiddler. Lineup - The process by which the customer selects a lady with whom to party. The ladies "line up" in front of the customer so that he may choose one. Menu - A booklet containing a list of sexual services available at the Chicken Ranch. Party - The service for which the customer pays. This may include, but is not limited to, sex. Shift Manager - The ladies' supervisor. She greets customers, organizes lineups, maintains records, answers the telephone, etc. In many ways, her role is similar to that of a "madam", but she is NOT the top-level manager and does not own the brothel. Straight Lay - Vaginal sexual intercourse. STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease B. VERSION HISTORY 0.10 posted 10/5/94 -- Initial version. 0.20 posted 10/10/94 -- Typos fixed, sections 3.6, 3.7, 4.5.1, and 5 added. 0.30 posted 10/13/94 -- Minor additions, sections 4.8.0, 4.8.1, 4.8.12 added. 1.00 posted 11/3/94 -- Major reworking and additions everywhere! 1.10 posted 11/8/94 -- VERY minor revisions. 1.20 posted 11/18/94 -- Sections 4.6, 8.7, 8.8 and disclaimers added. 1.21 posted 5/22/95 -- Updated section 1.6. 2.00 posted 8/31/95 -- Made FAQ "freeware", deleted old Golden Egg Club info. 2.01 posted 5/8/96 -- VERY minor corrections. [ Brothels Near Las Vegas ] [ Adult Entertainment In Las Vegas ]

The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ

T H E   U N O F F I C I A L   C H I C K E N   R A N C H   F A Q
Version 2.01
Copyright 1994, 1995, 1996 Blake Wilfong
[email protected]
This FAQ reflects only the author's opinions; see sections 1.3 and 1.5.

CONTENTS

1.  ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ
2.  LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA 
3.  TRANSPORTATION, HOURS, AND LOCAL CASINOS
4.  CUSTOMER PROCEDURES
5.  FACILITIES, MERCHANDISE, AND FREEBIES
6.  MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION
A.  GLOSSARY
B.  VERSION HISTORY


1.  ABOUT THE UNOFFICIAL CHICKEN RANCH FAQ

1.1  What is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?

The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ is a list of Frequently Asked Questions,
with answers, about the Chicken Ranch brothel near Las Vegas, Nevada.  Its
primary purpose is to make information about the Chicken Ranch more widely
available to men who might wish to go there, but it is also very informative 
for anyone who is curious about one of the few legal brothels in the United
States.

I am still working on this FAQ; there's a LOT to say about the Chicken Ranch!  
I plan to expand and repost the FAQ periodically.

1.2  Is the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ free?

Yes, it is free, but NOT public domain.  There are restrictions on how 
you may use and/or copy this work; see below.  If in doubt, contact me.

If you enjoy the FAQ, send me some fan mail!

1.3  What is your affiliation with the Chicken Ranch?

I have no affiliation with the Chicken Ranch, other than being a longtime
customer.  The Chicken Ranch has neither endorsed nor condemned this 
document.

1.4  May I distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?

You may distribute the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ in ELECTRONIC FORM ONLY,
provided that NO FEE IS CHARGED.  No portion of this document should appear
in printed form without written permission from me, Blake Wilfong.  You are
encouraged to copy it for your friends or distribute it via BBSs or the
Internet.

1.5  Where can I get the latest version of the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?

*  Via anonymous ftp at ftp.phoenix.net in the pub/USERS/blake directory
*  Via World Wide Web at http://www.phoenix.net/~blake/crfaq.txt
*  Via email from me at [email protected]

I have NO affiliation with the administrators, managers, or owners of 
the computers or networks on which the Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ is 
distributed.  The content of this document does NOT reflect their 
opinions and they have IN NO WAY endorsed it.

1.6  Can I ask my own questions about the Chicken Ranch?

You can email questions to the following Internet address:
     [email protected]
Please use a subject like "Chicken Ranch FAQ".  I may or may not know the 
answer to your question.  If not, and it's important to you, you can ask 
a shift manager at the Chicken Ranch itself.  They're happy to answer 
questions.  Call (702) 727-5721 long distance, or 382-7870 from Las Vegas.

Thanks to those who have already sent me positive feedback and questions!
I've added MANY questions I received on the Internet to the FAQ.

1.7  How accurate is the information in The Unofficial Chicken Ranch FAQ?

My information was obtained informally through conversations with
shift managers, limousine drivers, the ladies, and other customers, 
combined with my own experiences from eight years as a customer.  All of 
the statements in this document are true to the best of my knowledge, but 
I cannot guarantee that your results will be identical to mine.


2.  LEGALITY, REGULATION, AND SAFETY OF PROSTITUTION IN NEVADA

2.1  Is prostitution legal in Las Vegas?

Prostitution is ILLEGAL in Las Vegas.  The laws of the state of Nevada forbid
prostitution in counties with populations exceeding 250,000.  Las Vegas'
population far exceeds this number; hence, prostitution is illegal in Clark
county and Las Vegas itself.  In Las Vegas, you are COMMITTING A CRIME if you
pay for (or sell) sex, and it is quite likely that you will be jailed,
mugged, swindled, or exposed to Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs).

2.2  The Chicken Ranch serves the Las Vegas area, so isn't it illegal?

Though the Chicken Ranch is near Las Vegas, it actually resides in
neighboring Nye county.  Nye county laws permit a handful of legal, licensed
brothels to operate under strict government regulations.  The Chicken Ranch
is one of these, so it is completely legal.

By the way, prostitution is illegal everywhere in the United States except
in certain counties within the state of Nevada.

2.3  What regulations are imposed on the legal brothels?

There are limitations on the brothels' location, advertising, employment of
minors, etc.  Of most interest to potential customers are the regulations
concerning STD prevention.  The use of condoms--even for oral sex--is
mandatory.  (The Chicken Ranch began requiring them in 1986, two years before 
the laws took effect.)  Furthermore, the ladies are tested weekly for various 
STDs, including HIV.

2.4  Does the Chicken Ranch use any further safeguards against STDs?

The ladies at the Chicken Ranch inspect each customer before partying.  They
are trained to recognize the symptoms of common STDs.  They also wash the
customers' genitals using Betadine, an antibacterial surgical scrub.

As a further precaution, the Chicken Ranch requires that ladies returning
from their vacation breaks remain at the brothel while their lab work is
completed--a day or two, during which the ladies are not allowed to see
customers.  Other Las Vegas area brothels have no such requirement.

2.5  Personal question:  Have YOU ever contracted an STD?

After approximately 100 parties with 33 ladies at the Chicken Ranch over a
period of eight years, I have never contracted an STD.  My opinion is that,
between the condoms, testing, inspections, and Betadine, it is virtually
impossible to contract an STD at the Chicken Ranch.


3.  TRANSPORTATION, HOURS, AND LOCAL CASINOS

3.1  How far is the Chicken Ranch from Las Vegas?

About 60 miles by automobile.  You'll see serene desert countryside and a
gently winding scenic mountain pass.  It's very relaxing!

3.2  That's certainly too far to walk!  So how do I get there?

You have several options.  You can take a taxi, call for a complimentary
limousine, drive yourself there, or fly your own plane.

3.3  Which is easiest?

The taxi is easiest.  If you are staying at any of the major Las Vegas
hotel/casinos, there will be a cab stand.  Otherwise, use the phone book to
call for a taxi.  In either case, ask to go to the Chicken Ranch.  You will
make the driver's day, and you will probably be required to pay in advance,
as the fare is typically $200 to $300 round trip!  Even so, I've seen quite a
few taxis parked outside the Chicken Ranch.

Your taxi driver may try to persuade you to go to another brothel.  This is
because some brothels give kickbacks to taxi drivers who bring in customers.
Insist on the Chicken Ranch; in my experience, it is BY FAR the most
enjoyable brothel in the Las Vegas area.

3.4  $200 to $300!?!?  What's the NEXT easiest way to get there?

The limousine service is also quite easy and much less expensive.  It
consists of several limousines with drivers, and a central dispatcher.

Call the Chicken Ranch at 382-7870 from Las Vegas for details on using the
limousine service.  Basically, you'll have to work out a pick-up time and
place (usually in front of your hotel) and tell them how to recognize you.
The limousine is more comfortable than a cab, though you may wind up sharing
it with other customers.  The driver works solely for tips, so you are
expected to tip him!  Remember, he's probably doing as much work as the lady
you'll party with, so be generous.  When I rode the limousine (a few years
ago), I tipped $30-$40, depending mostly on the number of other riders.  The
drivers, usually older men who used the tips to supplement their retirement
incomes, seemed happy with this.

One benefit of the limousine is that the drivers (and the other passengers,
if any) usually make good conversation on the way out and back.  A limitation 
of the limousine is that the driver and other passengers are waiting for you
to finish; extremely long parties can pose problems.  Also, you can't go
visiting the local casinos.  Finally, it can be difficult to agree on a
pick-up time that is good for you and works with the limousine service's
schedule.

3.5  What about driving myself?

This is my favorite method these days.  If you flew into Las Vegas, you'll
need a rental car, preferably with unlimited mileage.  If you're coming from
the Strip or Downtown, take Interstate 15 south (toward Los Angeles).  You'll
soon come to "Pahrump/Blue Diamond" exit 33.  Use this exit, which will take
you west on Highway 160.  You're in the right place if you see a big "76"
truck stop to your right after taking the exit.  Some 50 miles later, you'll 
start seeing signs of civilization.  Stay sharp and watch for a sign that
says "Nye County Line".  Soon thereafter, turn left on Gamebird Road.  After
about 3 miles, you'll come to a 4-way stop.  Turn left onto Homestead Road
and proceed another 6 miles.  You'll see the Chicken Ranch on your left.

If you miss Gamebird Road, you'll get a second chance at Homestead Road.
You can take it directly to the Chicken Ranch.

If you miss Homestead Road as well, you'll find yourself on the main street
of the town of Pahrump, with a speed limit of 35.  Turn back and try again.

Here is a map:
    
                                                               Las Vegas
                                                               /
                      Look for                               /
                  "Nye County Line"                        /
    Pahrump ----+------+-------------~-------------------+ Pahrump/
                |    /            Highway 160          /   Blue Diamond
                |  / Gamebird                        /     Exit 33
                |/  Rd. 3 miles                    /
                |                                / Interstate 15
    Homestead   |                              /
    Rd. 6 miles |                            /
                |                          /
                X  Chicken            to Los Angeles
                    Ranch

One good way to learn how to get to the Chicken Ranch is to ride the
limousine once and pay close attention to the route the driver takes!

3.6  How do I fly myself there?

The Chicken Ranch has a 3,200 foot FAA-approved runway, marked by lights and
white tires.  Electrical and telephone lines are underground for greater
safety.  Call the Chicken Ranch at (702) 727-5721 long distance, or 382-7870
from Las Vegas, for more information.

3.7  When is the Chicken Ranch open and what are the best and worst times to
arrive?

The Chicken Ranch is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year.  
(Yes, even on Christmas day.)  The worst time to arrive is at 5:00pm.  That's 
dinner time for the ladies, and you will be required to wait in the bar until 
5:30 or even 6:00.  It's also not a good idea to arrive in the middle of the
night (e.g., 3:00am) since the ladies do not work shifts.  You'll get a tiny
lineup of VERY tired ladies...

If you want to pay minimum prices and/or receive maximum time with a lady,
your best bet is early afternoon, from about noon till 3:00pm, especially on
weekdays.  The Chicken Ranch is not very busy at these hours, so the ladies
don't feel that they're losing money if they give you more time or charge you
less.  However, some of the ladies are out for their medical examinations on
Mondays and others are out on Tuesdays, so your selection may be limited on
these days.

In fact, your selection may be limited anyway.  The ladies are NOT all
required to be available until after dinner.  Show up at 6:00pm if you want
the maximum selection, but you may pay more or receive less time.

My favorite approach is to arrive for my first party at about 1:00pm, then
return for a second party at 6:30pm.  This gives me time to "recharge my
batteries", do a little gambling, and eat dinner between parties.

3.8  Gambling?  Dinner?  Where?

The Double Eagle casino opened recently on Homestead Road, between Gamebird
Road and the Chicken Ranch.  You'll go by it as you're heading for the
Chicken Ranch.  They don't have table games; you can play slots, video poker,
video keno, or bingo there.  They have some of the best payouts (9/6) on
nickel video poker machines in Nevada.  Their cocktail waitresses are very
pretty, too!  In addition, there is a restaurant and a bar, but I haven't 
tried them.

If you're willing to drive a little farther, I recommend Saddle West.  Take
Homestead Road all the way back to Highway 160.  Turn left (west) and in a
minute or two you'll arrive in the town of Pahrump.  Be careful; the
speed limit changes to 35, and there are often police patrolling the road! 
You'll soon see Saddle West on the left.  They have plenty of slots and video
poker machines in addition to blackjack, roulette, and craps table games, 
plus a keno area.  There's a bar and a restaurant; they serve a DELICIOUS
dinner buffet starting at 5:00pm.  No one on the staff is very attractive
here, but they're the nicest, friendliest folks I've ever found running a
casino.

Saddle West also has inexpensive hotel rooms where you can spend the night.
Californians can make a memorable weekend vacation out of driving to the
Chicken Ranch this way.  It's also a convenient stop for those who are 
passing through.  Call (702) 727-5953 or (800) 522-5953 for reservations.


4.  CUSTOMER PROCEDURES

4.1  How do I get into the Chicken Ranch?

You will be standing at a white, metal fence with a gate.  Press the button
to sound a bell inside the Chicken Ranch.  Assuming you don't look drunk or
dangerous, the shift manager presses a switch inside that makes a buzzing
sound and unlocks the gate.  Pull it open and proceed to the door, where the
shift manager greets you.  (On rare occasions, a guard may greet you instead
if the shift manager is unavailable.)

If you are carrying any bags, briefcases, etc. they will have to be inspected 
or left with the shift manager.  You are not allowed to take weapons or
cameras into the Chicken Ranch.

4.2  What happens inside?

The shift manager asks you whether you wish to see the ladies.  If you're
just there to buy souvenirs or want to visit the bar first, tell her now.
Otherwise, say yes!

(You might mention at this point that Blake Wilfong sent you.  I very 
much value the good will of the Chicken Ranch's management.  But if you 
forget in all the excitement, I certainly understand!)
 
The shift manager instructs you to take a seat on a couch in the parlor.  She
presses another button that sounds a different bell signaling the ladies to
prepare for a lineup.  Within a minute or two, they arrive in an adjoining
hallway.

"Ladies, please introduce yourselves," the shift manager says.  The ladies
walk out from the hallway into the parlor, one by one.  They are usually
attired in attractive evening dresses, but may be wearing lingerie or even
swimsuits--their dignity is rightfully protected, however; nothing too
revealing is permitted.  As they enter, they smile at you and say, "Hi, I'm
(name)".  When they finish lining up in front of you, the shift manager asks
you to select a lady.  You will probably have at least half a dozen ladies to 
choose from.  (It's a wonderful experience, like being the judge in a beauty
contest, or a kid in a candy store!)

4.3  Can I party with two (or more) ladies?

Certainly!  But I have never done this because it costs at least twice as
much as a "normal" party.  If you think you might like to try it, ask the
shift manager for the correct procedure BEFORE the lineup.

4.4  I'm terrible with names!  What do I do?

Don't feel bad; most customers can't remember all the ladies' names.  It's
fine to say, "The second from the right," or "The lady in the blue dress."
But here is a way you can easily name the lady you want:  As the first lady
comes out and introduces herself, memorize her name.  Now, as the second lady 
introduces herself, decide whether you'd rather party with her or the first
lady.  If you want to party with the second lady, forget about the first lady 
and memorize the second lady's name.  Continue this process as the lineup
forms.  This way, you only have to remember one name, the name of the most
attractive lady you have seen so far.

Don't feel bashful!  Once the lineup is complete, go ahead and say who you
like!  It is frustrating, uncomfortable, and awkward for the ladies to remain 
on display for customers who are scared to make a selection, but I have seen 
this happen time and again.  Really, you have nothing to fear!  And you can't 
go wrong; most likely, ALL the ladies in the lineup are wonderful.

4.5  Do the ladies use their real names?

Here are the names of the ladies I have partied with at the Chicken Ranch:

     Andrea      Annette     Brandy*     Brenda      Bridget     Cherie
     Christy     Corrine     Delilah     Denise      Emerald     Heather
     Joey        Judy        Julie       Karleen     Karen       Katlin
     Kiana       Kuhlina     Lily        Lynn        Michelle    Misty
     Nikki       Paula       Sabrina     Sam         Shanna      Tiffany
     Traci

* Three of the ladies I've partied with called themselves "Brandy"!

Obviously, many of the ladies use "stage names", but some do use their actual
first names.  One thing is certain:  the ladies do not reveal their true full
names to customers.

4.6  Could you recommend the best ladies?

No.  Due to ordinary turnover, most of the ladies with whom I have 
partied no longer work at the Chicken Ranch.  Again, the consistently high 
quality of the ladies at the Chicken Ranch ensures that you will 
almost certainly be pleased with ANY of them.

4.7  What if I don't find any of the ladies attractive?

This is highly unlikely.  Some of the Chicken Ranch's ladies are so beautiful 
that it's hard to understand what they're doing in a brothel; they should be
models!  (Actually, some of the ladies I've partied with HAVE done modeling.)
But if you REALLY want to back out now, at least do so gracefully.  Turn to
the shift manager and say something like, "The ladies are all lovely, but I
don't see what I'm looking for.  Thank you for your time."  They'll remember
you as a true gentleman!

4.8  What happens after I choose a lady?

The lady will take you to her room.  It's small but comfortable, with one
chair, a dresser, a bed, a table, a window, and a closet.  Many of the ladies 
have televisions and VCRs, along with portable stereos.  Sometimes there is a 
bookcase with books and magazines.  There may be tasteful paintings or prints 
hanging on the walls, or a wall or the ceiling may be mirrored.  The walls
(if not mirrored) are wood paneled, and the rooms are well lit and very
clean.  Most of the rooms have very nice adjoining bathrooms, which are
shared with one other room.  These living conditions are far superior to the
dark, cramped cells at some of the other area brothels.

The lady will sit next to you on her bed and ask what you would like to do.
She may show you a menu, complete with staggering prices.  Again, there's no
need to be bashful; talking about sex is part of this lady's job!  Tell her
exactly and explicitly what you want to do and you'll receive a party more to 
your liking.  At this point, the lady will state a price or ask how much you
have in mind spending.

4.9  How much will my party cost?

This depends on many factors:  the individual lady, the services you want her
to provide, your bargaining abilities, your appearance and demeanor, etc.

The ladies are "independent contractors".  This means that, to a limit, each
sets her own prices.  Some ladies charge more than others, though competition
tends to keep their prices in line.

The "house minimum" at the Chicken Ranch is $100.  For that, you receive oral 
or hand sex only, and your party will last no more than half an hour.  A
"straight lay" or "half-and-half", including more time and some real
foreplay, usually runs $200 to $400.  Many more options exist for those who
can afford them.  Some customers have paid thousands of dollars for
extravagant parties involving extended stays, acting out fantasies, etc.

Prices are generally negotiable even if they're written on a menu.  Often,
you can get a reduced rate simply by asking nicely or saying you can't spend
as much as the lady is requesting.  The lady may also suggest modifications
to your party to reduce the price.  Be flexible and try to reach a compromise 
that both of you find acceptable.

If the lady persists in demanding more than you think is reasonable, stand up
and say you'd like to try someone else.  There's a good chance that the lady
you've chosen will come around at this point and hastily lower her price
rather than lose the sale altogether.  If not, let her escort you back out to 
the parlor.  Ask the shift manager for a lineup of ladies who would be more
willing to give you a party in your price range.  No matter what happens,
don't get angry; you and the lady have simply "agreed to disagree".

Always bear in mind that the ladies are people.  They dislike (and will
probably demand more money from) customers who are mean, drunk, smelly, or
shabbily dressed.  Furthermore, if you go out of your way to be nice to the
lady during the party, she'll probably spend more time with you, possibly
even cuddling and talking with you after the sex is over.

If you are a return customer, it is usually easier to work out a good price
and receive a better party from the lady.  The ladies prefer repeat business:
it's less stressful, there are fewer surprises, and they know you really like
them.  You may also receive the same benefits from ladies with whom you have
never partied before if you have already established a good reputation at the
Chicken Ranch.

4.10  How long does a party last?  Can I buy time, say 2 hours, instead?

I can generally purchase a straight lay for $200 (but I am reasonably good-
looking, friendly, and an excellent haggler).  My parties at this price have
lasted from 30 minutes to 3 hours (the latter is VERY unusual), depending on
how well the lady and I "clicked".  45 minutes to an hour is about average.

Sometimes, the ladies take the presence of an erection as an indication that
you're ready to have sex.  If you feel you're being rushed through the
foreplay too quickly, say so.  If you ask nicely, most of the ladies will
give you more time (within reasonable limits, of course).  In fact, the 
Chicken Ranch's management has been known to instruct the ladies to spend 
more time with their customers.  Contrast this generous policy with that 
of some other Las Vegas area brothels where they actually have timers 
outside each room to make sure parties don't take too long!

Many of the ladies say they sell by the act, not by time.  But some of them
can be persuaded to sell you time, especially if they already know you're
easy to get along with (by reputation or from previous parties).  Though you
may be able to find a lady willing to sell long parties for as little as $100
an hour, most of the ladies will want more, perhaps $200 an hour.

4.11  What forms of payment does the Chicken Ranch accept?

Cash and travelers' cheques.  They also have an ATM machine so you can use
a credit card--but you'll have to pay a cash advance fee and your credit
card's interest rate.

4.12  Enough about the money!  Are we ready to have sex now?

The lady will ask you to drop your pants, but don't get excited--she wants
to inspect you.  She will check for sores, venereal warts, chancres, puss
discharges, pubic lice, etc.  You will be sent on your way if you don't pass
inspection.

Next, you pay the lady.  She will take the money and leave the room.  She
hands over the money to the shift manager and tells her what kind of party
you will be having.  Meanwhile, you can go ahead and get undressed.

Do NOT wait under the bed covers!  In most cases, the lady will want to party
with you on towels or a bedspread ON TOP of the bed covers.

When the lady returns, she'll wash your genitals, take her clothes off, and
start the fun!

4.13  Are there any rules I should be aware of?

No kissing on the mouth; it spreads germs.  No sticking fingers inside the
lady's orifices.  Condoms are absolutely required for both oral and vaginal
sex.  No anal sex is allowed.

4.14  Do I have to worry about my belongings being stolen during the party?

The Chicken Ranch is not a "clip joint".  On numerous occasions, I have left
my wallet, money belt, etc. unattended in a lady's room while I went to take 
a shower, visit a jacuzzi, party in a VIP room, or go swimming in the pool
with the lady.  Nothing was stolen.

Here's why:  The Chicken Ranch frequently conducts random searches of the
ladies' rooms.  If money is found, the lady is immediately expelled because
an excess of cash means the lady is either stealing or is concealing some of
her earnings from the Chicken Ranch.  (The lady is also fired if drugs are
found, by the way.)  The room searches are reputed to be EXTREMELY thorough;
ergo, the ladies know it's foolish to steal from customers.

4.15  Will we have total privacy during our party?

Usually, but not always.  There are no locks on many of the doors; another
lady may blunder in, especially from a shared bathroom.  (She may even be
undressed!)  Usually, she will excuse herself and leave immediately.  Other
ladies may see you in a towel or robe if you leave your lady's room to take a
shower, visit a jacuzzi, etc. during a party.  Don't feel embarrassed; it's
just part of the experience!

If you visit the swimming pool with a lady, you may get to see other ladies
sunbathing nude on the deck!  As you might have guessed, they're not very
modest...

4.16  What happens when we're done? 

The lady will remove your condom and wash your genitals again.  Then you'll
both get dressed and she'll escort you back to the parlor.  She will say
goodbye, then go to fetch the shift manager, who will let you out the door
and buzz you back out of the front gate.

4.17  Am I expected to tip the lady?

Some of the ladies have signs in their rooms saying that tipping is
appreciated.  A few may even go so far as to ask you for a tip.  In general,
the ladies do not appear to take offense if you do not tip, however.  Here is 
my own policy:  tip only when the service is exceptional (e.g., an unusually
long party, or particularly creative foreplay).  If I do tip, I make it at
least 10% of the cost of the party.

4.18  Can I get a refund if I'm dissatisfied?

The Chicken Ranch would usually only give a refund if the lady refused or
was somehow unable to perform the agreed-on act.  But if you have ANY cause
to be dissatisfied, tell the shift manager.  If the complaint is serious, she 
may summon her supervisor, who will probably thank you for bringing the 
problem to his attention and take steps to prevent a recurrence.  Out of 
33 ladies with whom I have partied, only one has ever given me cause to 
complain.  (The lady in question performed the acts requested, but was 
openly disdainful of me.  Other customers who rode on the limousine with 
me reported having similar experiences with her.)  The other 32 ladies 
were all delightful!

Also, you won't receive a refund if YOU are unable to perform.  The ladies
are very understanding and will usually try a second time (in the same
session) for free.  You will not get a third try without paying more money.
So don't drink beforehand or do anything else (ahem) that might interfere
with your performance at the Chicken Ranch.


5.  FACILITIES, MERCHANDISE, AND FREEBIES

5.1  What facilities are available for use during parties?

There are two spacious indoor jacuzzis.  If both jacuzzis are vacant, you
may have a choice of water temperatures; be sure to ask.  Adjacent to the
jacuzzi entrances is a large shower, where you are expected to wash off
before going in.  (Your lady may enter the shower with you; that can be fun
in itself!)

A small outdoor swimming pool surrounded with a wooden deck is also
available.  Swimsuits are optional.  Be careful, though:  if your skin is
light, you can be sunburned in minutes out in the Nevada desert!

No, don't ask:  sex is NOT allowed in the jacuzzis or swimming pool!

One room, called the VIP room, is more attractively decorated than the
standard ladies' rooms.  It also contains a waterbed, mirrored ceiling, and a 
"sex chair" that allows unusual sexual positions.

Use of any of these facilities is expensive.  For example, most of the ladies
are unwilling to include a trip to the jacuzzi in any party costing less than
$400.  The VIP room is only available to customers spending unusually high
hourly amounts.

5.2  You've mentioned "the bar" a couple of times...what bar?

The Leghorn Bar and Lounge is adjacent to the Chicken Ranch.  It includes a
well-stocked bar, a pool table, and a jukebox.  You can buy drinks with cash
or purchase drink tokens.  The drink tokens are reminiscent of the shiny
metal dollar slot machine tokens that Las Vegas casinos use, and they make
nice souvenirs.

Sometimes customers wind up waiting here briefly while the ladies finish
eating dinner, or while a friend (or a lady they wish to party with) finishes 
partying.  If you don't drink, the shift manager or guard running the bar
will be happy to give you a free soft drink while you wait.  You may also
request a free soft drink from your lady at the time you pay her, or from the
lady or shift manager just before you leave.  This can be especially
refreshing if you tend to be thirsty after sex!

5.3  What other freebies can I get if I'm partying with a lady?

Some of the ladies have attractive 2" by 3.5" souvenir cards with their
names, which they will give you for free.

You may also request a free menu from the lady or shift manager.  The usual
$5 price is usually waived for customers.

If you bring an autograph book, you can have your lady sign it after your
party.  (That's how I remembered all the names of the ladies I've partied
with!)  Or you may ask her to autograph her card or the menu.

5.4  What freebies can I get if I'm NOT partying with a lady?

All visitors may pick up a copy of the current Chicken Ranch Newsletter, IF
one is available.  The four-page, glossy newsletter describes the
merchandise, facilities, limousine service, and background/history of the
Chicken Ranch.  It is published only once every couple of years.

Also try requesting a free tour.  If the Chicken Ranch is not too busy,
someone may be willing to take a few minutes to show you the facilities and
artifacts from the original Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas.  The shift
manager will probably be more amenable to giving you a tour if you are at
least buying some souvenirs.

5.5  What is the menu?

The menu is a tiny 5.5" by 5.5" booklet describing the history of the Chicken
Ranch and some of the sexual services available there.  There are no prices
listed.  (Exception:  in order to dissuade customers from haggling, some of
the ladies write prices in the menus they show to customers.)  The menu's
price is $5.

5.6  What other merchandise is available?

Several other souvenirs are on display in the parlor.  These include various
types of shirts, caps, drinking glasses, water bottles, ashtrays, mugs, etc.,
all with the Chicken Ranch logo (a broken egg shell with shapely legs
provocatively extended from within).  As mentioned earlier, you can also buy
drink tokens for the Leghorn Bar.  Each drink token is good for one regular
alcoholic beverage, but they also make excellent souvenirs.

5.7  Can I buy this merchandise through the mail?

Yes.  Call CRI Marketing at (800) 621-4167 to place an order.


6.  MISCELLANEOUS INFORMATION

6.1  How is the money divided?

The ladies split the money with the Chicken Ranch 50/50.  This includes any
tips they receive.  Each lady also pays the Chicken Ranch a nominal daily
room and board charge of $31.  This charge is another example of the Chicken
Ranch's fair business practices; some other Las Vegas area brothels charge
far more for the room AND make their ladies pay outlandish prices for EACH
separate food item they eat (e.g., $5 for an apple).

6.2  How much do the ladies earn?

It varies enormously.  One of the ladies estimated the range to be $30,000 to
$200,000 a year, while another moderately successful lady told me that her
annual income was $60,000.  These figures represent what is left after the
Chicken Ranch takes its share.

6.3  How do the ladies spend their money?

Most of the ladies do not intend to sell sexual services indefinitely.  Some
go to work at the Chicken Ranch to get past a rough spot such as a divorce or 
the loss of a job.  Many use the money to launch their careers; here are  
actual reports from some of the ladies:

   Saving for college (very common)
   Building a 32-track recording studio
   Beginning a psychological counseling service
   Starting up a stock brokerage
   Recording an album of rock music
   Breeding emus and ostriches

One lady reportedly retired on her shrewd stock market investments after only 
a couple of years at the Chicken Ranch.

6.4  Are the ladies free to come and go?

Other than brief shopping excursions and medical examinations, the ladies
are required to remain at the Chicken Ranch for a set period of time
determined in advance.  Usually, they work for three weeks, then take a
one week break, but this can vary; the Chicken Ranch is flexible and will
work out a schedule suitable to the lady.

In particular, the ladies do NOT go out with customers.

6.5  What happens to the ladies' rooms while they're on break?

Other ladies use the rooms.  Ladies may either take their personal belongings 
with them or place them in a storage locker for the duration of their breaks.

6.6  How do the ladies spend their spare time at the Chicken Ranch?

Movies are very popular at the Chicken Ranch; the ladies often purchase
videotapes during their breaks and bring them to the Chicken Ranch to swap
with other ladies.  They also swim and exercise to stay in shape.  Reading,
scenic photography, and studying for school are common pastimes, too.

Every week, a man named Gil makes his rounds of the brothels, selling clothes
and trinkets to the ladies from his portable store, a converted bus.  The
ladies eagerly file into the bus to browse through Gil's wares.

The management periodically arranges lectures or one-on-one training for the
ladies.  Beauty specialists have taught the ladies how to make themselves
even more attractive, and financial advisors have counseled the ladies on
investing their earnings wisely.

The ladies may make or receive personal telephone calls in a pay phone booth
located in a corner of the kitchen area, near the back of the Chicken Ranch.
The ladies themselves share responsibility for answering this telephone.
Callers may be friends, family, or business associates of the ladies--people
unaware that they are calling a brothel.  Hence, care is taken not to reveal
to callers that the telephone is located at the Chicken Ranch!  The ladies
also give this telephone number to a few of their favorite repeat customers
with whom they enjoy talking.

Ladies may also spend time with favored customers in the Leghorn Bar,
adjacent to the Chicken Ranch.  Again, they will usually only do this with
regular customers whose company they enjoy, and only on slow days.

And, of course, the ladies spend a lot of time swapping stories about you,
their customers!  This is another reason to always be on your best behavior.
If you treat just one lady badly, the others will ALL soon know about it.
Similarly, if you are always a gentleman, you'll quickly discover that even
ladies with whom you have never partied are eager to please you.

6.7  Do the ladies ever have orgasms while partying, either real or faked?

In my opinion, the ladies seldom or never have orgasms while having sex 
with their customers. Most of the ladies DO pretend to enjoy the sex; 
they may squirm, moan, pant, stroke your body, or even say things like, 
"Ooooh, that feels gooood!"  They do not usually try to build up to the 
kind of brief, powerful crescendo that would imply an orgasm, however.
If you WANT the lady to fake an orgasm, feel free to ask her to do so.

6.8  Isn't it a turn-off to know the lady is just acting?

I once asked one lady how she could give such wonderful parties.  She 
replied, "I REALLY LIKE doing this."  She wasn't saying that she loved the 
sex itself; she meant that she enjoyed pleasing others.  Like all good 
entertainers, the ladies at the Chicken Ranch like making people happy.  
Being intimate with someone whose desire is to please you is thrilling, 
not a turn-off.

6.9  What is the history of the Chicken Ranch?

The original Chicken Ranch, an illegal brothel in La Grange, Texas, operated
successfully from 1844 to 1973.  (During the Great Depression, they actually
accepted chickens as payment, hence the name Chicken Ranch.)  In 1973, the
brothel closed, due largely to public outrage instigated by Marvin Zindler,
a television reporter in the nearby city of Houston.

In 1978, the original Chicken Ranch was immortalized in the hit Broadway
musical "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", which focused on the events
that brought about the Texas brothel's closing.  This was followed in 1982 by
a movie featuring Dolly Parton and Burt Reynolds.

Meanwhile, in 1976, Walter Plankinton opened a new, legal Chicken Ranch on a
41-acre site in Pahrump, Nevada with an investment of $60,000.  In 1982, 
a San Francisco financier purchased the Chicken Ranch from Walter for $1 
million.  He hired a manager, and they quickly established a reputation 
for impeccable business practices and fair treatment of the ladies.  
The current management calls the Chicken Ranch "The Best Little 
Whorehouse in the West".

The Chicken Ranch contains several artifacts (e.g., lamps and paintings) that
originally adorned its namesake in Texas.

6.10  Is the Chicken Ranch equipped for the disabled?

Yes.  There are wheelchair ramps, an accessible restroom, and widened 
hallways and doors to accommodate these customers.

6.11  Have any famous people visited the Chicken Ranch?

According to the limousine drivers, many famous people have partied at the
Chicken Ranch and some have even married the ladies they met there!  But the
Chicken Ranch protects the confidentiality of its customers and ladies, so I
have no idea who they were.

However, Dr. Ruth Westheimer visited the Chicken Ranch in 1986 and featured
the brothel on her show.  Also, President Lyndon B. Johnson once visited the
the original Chicken Ranch in honor of its place in Texas history.  No, he
didn't party with a lady!

6.12  Are all of the ladies locals?

Many of the ladies are residents of Las Vegas or nearby California, but
others live in states around the country.  These often use the limousine
service for transportation to and from McCarren International Airport in Las
Vegas.  They usually hear about the Chicken Ranch by word of mouth.

6.13  Can I apply to work at the Chicken Ranch?

If you're an attractive, young, and sociable woman, you stand a good chance
of being hired.  No experience with prostitution is necessary.  Call the
Chicken Ranch at (702) 727-5721 long distance or 382-7870 from Las Vegas, and 
tell the shift manager that you wish to work at the Chicken Ranch.  She may
have her supervisor talk to you.  If he is interested, he will schedule an
interview at the Chicken Ranch.  You may be able to arrange to have the
Chicken Ranch limousine service take you there from Las Vegas.  Good luck!

6.14  Hey, this looks like the end!!!  I want more!

There's more I'd like to say, but I'm eager to get this FAQ posted.  I'll add 
more to it and repost as time permits.  You can help me improve this FAQ by
emailing me your questions!  (See section 1.)


A.  GLOSSARY

FAQ - A list of Frequently Asked Questions, with answers.
Half-and-half - Fellatio followed by vaginal sexual intercourse.
Lady - A woman who sells her services at the Chicken Ranch.  Calling her a
   "girl", "whore", or "prostitute" would be like calling Itzhak Perlman a
   fiddler.
Lineup - The process by which the customer selects a lady with whom to party.
   The ladies "line up" in front of the customer so that he may choose one.
Menu - A booklet containing a list of sexual services available at the
   Chicken Ranch.
Party - The service for which the customer pays.  This may include, but is
   not limited to, sex.
Shift Manager - The ladies' supervisor.  She greets customers, organizes
   lineups, maintains records, answers the telephone, etc.  In many ways, her
   role is similar to that of a "madam", but she is NOT the top-level
   manager and does not own the brothel.
Straight Lay - Vaginal sexual intercourse.
STD - Sexually Transmitted Disease


B.  VERSION HISTORY

0.10 posted 10/5/94 -- Initial version.
0.20 posted 10/10/94 -- Typos fixed, sections 3.6, 3.7, 4.5.1, and 5 added.
0.30 posted 10/13/94 -- Minor additions, sections 4.8.0, 4.8.1, 4.8.12 added.
1.00 posted 11/3/94 -- Major reworking and additions everywhere!
1.10 posted 11/8/94 -- VERY minor revisions.
1.20 posted 11/18/94 -- Sections 4.6, 8.7, 8.8 and disclaimers added.
1.21 posted 5/22/95 -- Updated section 1.6.
2.00 posted 8/31/95 -- Made FAQ "freeware", deleted old Golden Egg Club info.
2.01 posted 5/8/96 -- VERY minor corrections.

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